What is The Fartive Unicorn, you ask? It is a comic strip set in a mythical land of men, monsters, and magic. The main character is a bar wench who works at an establishment which, as luck would have it, has the same name as the comic strip. This strip pops up randomly on this site and in the pages of various Dancing Pug puglications. See what I did there? Instead of “publications” I wrote “pug-lications. He-he… Anyhoo, we have yet to name our heroine. Any thoughts? She is brash, salty, surly, and a bit on the gorgeous side. If you have a great name for this great dame (that was bad… and infers she is a dog. Double stupid!) just leave a comment.